Don't do these things in bedwars

Do you want to stop being a noob? Do you want people to stop laughing at you? Well, too bad because you'll be a noob forever.
But at least you can be less of a noob by never doing these things:
  1. be a noob Block trap yourself
  2. Buy clay
  3. Take fall damage without placing a block at the bottom to reduce damage by half a heart
  4. Buy a diamond sword early game
  5. Buy a diamond axe
  6. Buy a sponge (unless in a special case)
  7. Be unaware of who is coming to your base
  8. Kill someone if their username is ChekinNooget
  9. Fight someone if you think you will lose
  10. Abandon you're bed unless you have to
  11. Mix up your and you're
  12. Turn on chat (unless to say "ez")
  13. Use regular chest in a solos match
  14. Use regular chest at all (unless playing with friends)
  15. Do #8
  16. Ragequit
  17. Use any victory dance except Veggie Spring Laser (jk)
  18. Bridge with any block except wool and obsidian
  19. Buy chainmail armor
  20. Clutch with a water bucket
  21. Buy dragon buff at the beginning of the game
  22. Buy alarm trap unless opponents like to invis rush
  23. Ignore bases with undefended beds
  24. Use a Steve or Alex skin
  25. Waste your resources
  26. Play 4v4 (unless you're a noob, that way I can win 4v4's easier)
  27. Let your opponent get the resources; if you are falling into the void you can throw out your materials quickly and make them sad >:)
  28. Solo queue in doubles (that means playing w/out a party... which means you will have no teammates when the game starts)
  29. Play 4s or 3s without some friends (for more information, read my article on trolling in bedwars)
  30. Leave a queue with 1 second left before the game starts (bruh... why)
  31. Rush side and break the bed without finishing them off, otherwise they will become more annoying in the future
  32. Break a bed with endstone without a pickaxe
  33. Invis rush without drinking magic milk
  34. Use wool to climb up a tower when you can use ladders instead
  35. Forget to use practice mode (bridging, clutches, and explosives)
  36. Forget you can activate challenges before starting a match, you can get cosmetics
  37. Forget to ladder clutch
  38. Keep the original hotkeys
  39. Do #15
  40. Make long lists of what not to do in bedwars when you can't play bedwars
Now that you have finished this list, I hope you become less of a noob and more of a ChekinNooget. If you liked this article, comment below and stuff thanks bye

btw #24 is the most important tip in the whole list

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